people who never played the simpsons hit ‘n run haven’t lived life
why are mosquitoes a thing do they even pay taxes
i dont know who this woman is but she gives me faith
hit her with the reverse card
Tiger Banks
I just thought of this and laughed so hard I farted
hey man I haven’t heard anything from Beethoven in a while is he on hiatus or something
beethoven hasnt heard anything in a while either
Too soon
HE DIED IN 1827
this must be what tumblr looks like irl
This is exactly what tumblr looks like IRL
sometimes i feel like miley…. and sometimes i feel like the girl
america brought to you by robert sheehan
remember that time it got so hot in some parts of australia the bottoms of people’s thongs were literally melting to the asphalt and people still ask me why I hate summer
For Americans reading this post, a thong is a flip-flop. FLIP-FLOP.
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josh hutcherson’s parents are probably called josh hutcherdad and josh hutchermom
actually their names are chris hutcherson and michelle hutcherson
So tell me,
When did you graduate from Killjoke University?
2004 i was valedictorian
lol and you think government conspiracies aren’t real?
when yo momma call u for dinner and its not even ready